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xxx:
Поступив после школы в институт, ставила в тупик соседей по общаге. На их слова "Займи денег" наивно отвечала: "Мне не надо, у меня есть". Но не любили меня из-за фразы "Я в одной книжке прочитала..."

Устраиваюсь на работу. Онлайн собеседование:
....
- У меня все. У вас остались какие-то вопросы?
Просматриваю свой список и как-то на автомате спрашиваю:
- Что там насчет дресс кода?
- Нуууу, на миитап футболку все таки лучше надеть, особенно если вы женщина...

Сегодня в семь утра проснулась от диких воплей за стеной. Похоже, мальчишку собирали в школу, а он кричал: "Не хочу! Не хочу! НЕ ХОЧУ! Пожалуйста, я не хочу!"
Я мрачно таращилась в потолок слипающимися глазами и думала, что пацан еще не знает, что вот так будет всю жизнь, только кричать он будет про себя.


10 лет в браке.
М: Пойдём в кроватку, мм?..
Ж: А давай на кухонном столе? Или в ванной?
М: Ого, да ты сегодня настроена пошалить?
Ж: Ну, просто там на кровати котик так мило спит, будить жалко...

xxx: не надо грязных инсинуаций!
xxx: я не говорил, что твой парень как баба
xxx: я всего лишь сказал, что ты как лесбиянка )

xxx: Съездили к врачу. Вопрос с Катиным недомоганием решился совершенно непредсказуемым образом. Собираю вещи.
yyy: удиви меня. она ж из дому не выходит. или внезапно оказалось, что она - злобный рептилоид с тау собаки с аллергией на 5г?))
xxx: Хуже. Беременна. Второй месяц, говорят.
xxx: Один маленький нюанс - секса у нас с января не было...
xxx: Уж лучше бы она в самом деле оказалась злобным рептилоидом с Тау собаки!

xxx: Никогда девушке нельзя говорить, что все девушки, как девушки и подбирают цвет верха и низа нижнего белья одинаковый
xxx: А моя под цвет кухонного гарнитура...

Вводная часть: Знаком с двумя девушками, они подруги, из приличных семей, вполне адекватные. Еще знаком с другими двумя девушками, они тоже подруги, из приличных семей, адекватные. Они были из разных районов и не пересекались.
Действие: Так получилось, что оказались в гостях у общего знакомого. Вышел подышать свежим воздухом с двумя подружками и они задают мне убийственный вопрос:
- Это что за шлюхи?
Другие девушки задали мне похожий вопрос.

Последнее время стрессы и частично это выражается в том, что стала чаще материться. Было как-то даже стыдно перед домашними, до одного вечера. Сижу, читаю книгу и слышу вопли своих:
Муж (Танки) - Твою ж мать!!!
Сын (Дота) - Срань господня!!!
Дочь (Майнкрафт) - Гори в аду!!!!
И тут поняла, что да я сама доброта со своими невинными "п" и "б".
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