Хмырев. Извечная тема носков.

Автор: alex0rus

Извечная тема носков.
- Хмырев, почему ты не способен донести свои грязные носки до стиральной машины, а бросаешь их где попало? – хмуро спросила жена у Хмырева.
- Хыыы. Заседание женской ячейки было сегодня? – поинтересовался Хмырев.
- Какая разница что у нас было?! Я тебе вопрос задала!! Неужели так трудно донести носки до стиралки??!!
- Отвечаю. Потому что донесение моих носков до стиралки чревато новым витком гендерной напряженности в семье. Ты ж начнешь скандалить – «Почему ты, Хмырев, не способен включить стиралку?», а потом «Почему ты, Хмырев, не способен вывесить постиранное?», а потом «Почему ты, Хмырев, не сказал, что бросил свои черные носки в стиралку? Они теперь на белое белье полиняли!!».
- Ой...
- Не перебивай меня! Потому, что спрятанные в стиралке носки, никак не смогут мне напомнить о том, что надо бы постирать. В отличии от аккуратно брощенных под кроватью грязных. Ибо когда я , по просьбе активистки женского движения ползаю с пылесосом под кроватью и натыкаюсь там на кучу грязных носков , я отношу их в стиралку и более того – включаю этот агрегат.
- И просишь меня...
- Да!! И прошу тебя проследить за стиркой. Тем более, что прослеживание за стиркой заключается в наблюдении за таймером стиралки.
- А потом я вывешиваю...
- На натянутые мною веревки ты вывешиваешь купленные мною носки, выстиранные и выжатые купленной мною машинкой. Да! Машинку установил тоже я. И мастера вызваю тоже я. И плачу ему тоже я.
- А я по-твоему тут....
- И я прошу тебя вывесить стирку, не потому что мне трудно или потому что это не мужское дело, а потому что я стараюсь не давать тебе чувствовать себя иждивенкой. Не даю тебе из равноправного члена ячейки общества превратиться в красивый, но бесполезный декоративный атрибут моей жизни, требующий усиленного ухода!
- Хмырев!!!
- Ибо если мы, мужчины, начнем стирать, готовить, убирать, замечать отсутствие туалетной бумаги, приходить вовремя и трезвыми, прекратим отрыгиваться, пукать, почесываться, пить пиво и смотреть футбол - это будет означать крах всего феминистического движения! Мы отберем у вас, женщин, все темы для разговора! О чем будет следующее заседание твоего женсовета??
- Хмырев, сколько пива ты сегодня выпил?
- Пять кружек! – победоносно произнес Хмырев – Не для себя старался, между прочим. Старался, чтоб тебе было о чем кричать на следующем вашем заседании феминисток. И знаю, между прочим, что никакой благодарности от тебя не дождусь! Хотя, в принципе, могу принять благодарность в виде ужина.
- У меня нет слов..
- А ужин у тебя есть, феминистка?
- Хмырев, ну почему? Почему я не могу с тобой ругаться? Идем ужинать, демагог.

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